the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

me: what's your ethnicity
white: 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name
DO NOT SUPPORT JELLY BELLY THIS EASTER

nge2:

mycaffeinatedlife:

waitingfordesire:

Jelly Belly Chairman donates $5000 to help turn back the rights of trans kids in California to use the bath room and change rooms of their gender identity, not assigned sex.
Source: THE AGE

man I can’t buy anything these days…. might as well just starve that way I won’t offend anyone.

hey please pour boiling hot coffee all over your face -_-

tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

hellanerd:

at school like

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DO NOT SUPPORT JELLY BELLY THIS EASTER

waitingfordesire:

Jelly Belly Chairman donates $5000 to help turn back the rights of trans kids in California to use the bath room and change rooms of their gender identity, not assigned sex.
Source: THE AGE

tessdraws:

braixxen:

askfordoodles:

Mischief - The Sketching/Art software that acts like a regular raster-based painting software, but with infinite vector scaling! [x]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

solos1s:

ぶきこ

bonzibuddyvevo:

this has been a psa

vaporeowned:

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .

 - Bagel Song
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overlypolitebisexual:

"cishet is a slur" lmfao do you hold your breath and recoil every time you hear that word, do you associate it with violence, do you fear for your life when you hear it tumbling out of someone’s mouth, do you have to listen to people you thought were your friends using it like it’s a joke, has anyone been killed over that word, has it been used to oppress and harm you for centuries? no i didn’t fucking think so grow up